Yeah I was feeling sarcastic when I wrote this. The following is a bit suggestive. Probably need to be an adult to read it. Hey Mel Brooks got away with it.
Chuck wrapped his arms around the beautiful blond bombshell. When he did she stiffened and backed up a step. Sarah then looked deeply into Chucks eyes. She was tired of the wait. Less than a week was far too long, she needed some Grade A Chuck right now. The nearest surface was a bed, so she pushed him down onto it while grabbing a knife from out of seemingly nowhere. She cut the white button up shirt off him and exposed the skin underneath.
She gasped as the ripped musculature dominated her vision. Small amounts of drool fell from her mouth as she lusted after the six pack before her. Sarah grabbed Chucks belt in order to remove the pants that held her primary objective.
Before she could rip off her pants, Chuck grabbed her and rolled her on her back. Once there Chuck made quick work of the flimsy blouse. After seeming to burn her skin with gentle kisses down her stomach, her pants following quickly along with her shirt in a heap on the floor. Chuck journey lead lower and lower till he reached her core. Sarah’s screams of joy were heard well past the small confines of the room. The biggest problem was the sheet rock falling from the ceiling from her vocal cries of ecstasy. Sarah could take no more as her eyes bored into is as she moaned now Chuck NOW.
Chuck stood up as he took his belt off. As he grabbed his zipper he heard in an Austrian accent for some reason, “So is it true what they say about you nerds”
ZZZIIIIPPPP
“It’s true. It’s true!”
8 Hours later
After the best sex of her life Sarah rolled of the super stud. She just lay there quivering. When she glanced to her side Sarah saw Chuck with one leg propped in the air drinking Gatorade from a jug, streams of water hitting his chest. Don’t worry Sarah, after I drink this water I will be good for another twelve hours. I love you Sarah, your hair your beautiful Blue eyes.
20,000 words later
And that’s how I feel about you Sarah. I want you to have my babies.
Now back to youre regularly scheduled program.
